im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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