Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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