Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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