Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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