If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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