Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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