come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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