Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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