playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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