Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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