google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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