Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it because I queefed?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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