u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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