Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
There's always time for handjobs
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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