doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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