What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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