god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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