Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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