You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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