real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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