You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
