I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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