Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
