I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
