listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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