I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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