the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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