I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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