I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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