does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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