ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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