why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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