I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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