i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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