Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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