When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Randomize
