There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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