I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
