Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Panties = found
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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