in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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