lets start a swedish sibling band together
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I take back everything I said about communal showers
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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