sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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