make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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