We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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