idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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