sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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