I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
