Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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