I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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