Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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